January 2012
hohokev:
warmskin:
pangcakessssss:
Man, haven’t showered since last year.
December 2011
vvrists:
u turn my software into hardware
tobiasfunkesjeancutoffs:
getting a handjob instead of a blowjob is like getting a like instead of a reblog
niggawaves:
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MOOOOOOOOOOORNING _______ FAMILY!
Thank you Ty Pennington
Thank you based god
getsometowels:
breakfast: christmas candy
lunch: double stuf oreos
dinner: type 2 diabetes
popup: we see that you're using missing e, a browser hack that could cause problems for you and for tumblr
me: (clicks the "i understand" button and laughs maniacally because i have finally gotten my revenge on karp for the post and ask limits)
viridian-princess:
wow i found this super cute picture but its kinda bad
i should edit it
yeah thats it
oh man this is so hard its taking hours of work
im gonna collapse this is so hard this is longer than the artist’s actual time making it
THERE WE GO after days and days of hard work with all my blood and sweat
now its time to make you……….
MINE…………………..
bughug:
beerdar:
i found an ‘8’ key in my drawer.
my laptop isn’t missing an ‘8’ key.
does someone need an ‘8’ key.
no, but i’m missing an e
How teens and adults text
Expectations:
Teens - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
Adults - What are you doing today? Want to hang out?
Reality:
Teens - Hey! What you doing today? Want to hang out?
Adults - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
cashcrab:
Horny Slut Holds Up Different Video Game Controllers For Twelve Minutes - Pornhub.com
gogogadgelpenis:
ericwhoreman:
basedgodzilla:
smells-like-girl:
if you’re going to pose with an instrument in a photo at least hold it correctly
my guitar needs a new mouthpiece
my violin is out of tune!!!!!!
What guitar?
thenotorioussmall:
the letter _ will n_v_r b_ us_d again. fuck that l_tt_r
-staff
theprincessdiana:
missing e deletes comes back as missing e2
1929: Stock Market Crash
1939-1945: WWII
1963: JFK Assassination
1972: Munich Olympic Terrorist Attacks
1986: Chernobyl Nuclear Accident
1999: Columbine High School Massacre
2001: Twin Towers/Pentagon Terrorist Attacks
2011: Missing E removed from Tumblr.com
milasweetcunt:
Watch
sebastiansmythe:
rainbow road more like satan’s racetrack
