February 2012
__________________ went from being “in a relationship” to “single.”
“Thee who ordereth Domino’s twice a week shall not complain about thy weight”
—Ancient Proverb (via 1612th)
January 2012
I have a huge headACHIN’ FOR SOME PUSSY
cory’s in the blouse
“I like the meatball. He’s funny. The french fries are too serious though. Reminds me of your uncle.”
—Mom describing Aqua Teen Hunger Force. (via chelesa)
HAHAHA GOT HER GOOD AW MAN






